themovementncsu:

“A wife is a girl and a husband’s a boy. And you two are husbands. You married each other? That’s funny. This is the very first time I saw husbands and husbands! That means you love each other! Hey, I’m gonna play ping pong now. You can play if you want to.”

I love that this child is responding more maturely than the majority of our population.


hypochondriasis:

2012: the year of the archers ⇢

I just read the plot to ‘A Serbian Film’. I, I don’t know what to do now.

amedelesarbres:

I am slightly tempted… just because I’ve heard sooo much about it.

  • tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
  • producers: oh god not again
  • tim burton: so we have some undead people
  • tim burton: who are creepy and shit
  • tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
  • tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
  • tim burton: what do you think?